Destroy A Wish!

nothing ever existed meaning you yourself are nothing

I wish I could drive (never said I would just could)

but then you'd relize your mistake as you slowly turn into nothing (which is a painful process that goes on for a millennium

I wish cats and dogs would liove in peace and harmony

i meant that i wished i never existed, numbskulls. nothing means nothing. including me. duh.

my wish stands.

since kim is being a sore person with destroyed wishes, ill destroy annies


Since you can drive, the law allows other thirteen year olds to drive, who run you over.


I wish cats and dogs could live in peace

don liguori would then lose the source of his endless anger, watching dogs and cats fight. he would then take out the last of his anger on you.

i wish nihal wasn't annoying.

so then people raise their standards of annoying making Nihal not annoying, but everyone else more annoying

(that might've been backwards)

I wish we could all jump off cliffs safely

but then nobody would want to jump off cliffs, so it would be boring


I wish i could do this with my eyes

and then by doing that you permanently mess up your eyesight and fix your face in that position and people force you to wear a paperbag over your head so they don't have to look at you.

I wish rainbows had an end

which would be conviniently placed in a huge dark vast pit of doom, causing greedy people to jump in and die, who would then make the pit larger until it swallowed you.


i wish i could think of a better wish.

your better wish is you wish Annie had a cookie thus giving me a cookie but not benefiting you at all besides the feeling of giving (totally worth it)


I wish I had better graphic designing skills without the help of photobucket.

but you have to have VISIBLE ears to be able to do that.


I wish Bryant would stop mocking my social status

(HEY! It's not my fault i can't afford photoshop/paintshop!)


but then you'd have to buy photoshop which is like 126 dollars, causing you to have no more money to buy cookies.


I wish i had photoshop

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but you have to have VISIBLE ears to be able to do that.


I wish Bryant would stop mocking my social status

but then no one would inform you of ur social status causing you to go through a state on mental unstability and chaos.


i still wish i had photoshop.

(didn't you already destroy this one?... oh well) but then the absolute creations of magnificent art that come spew from Rachel's photoshop would tilt the earth ever so slightly towards mars. We would then sliingshot using mars' gravity towards Jupiter. Its gravity would make us just another one of its moons. We would all die cold, with no food or water (nice going rachel )

I wish my wish destroyers weren't so far fetched

but for that to happen our wishes would have to be less far fetched (yeah right)


I wish Your mom and Mr Jingles would make up a random song about Bryant

To the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," our collaborative effort:

We love Bryant, yes we do
Good with salt or in a stew
Steamed or fried or baked or boiled
Diced or sliced or smoked or broiled
We love Bryant, yes we do
Yummy times for me and you!


picturing Bryant under a knife,
you have now been scarred for life
i wish my brother were fit for a wife

thus by wishing that someone is forced to get married to Bryant, though every girl refuses and every guy. Leaving him with only a monkey


I wish that animals could talk

Talking animals
They form a rebellion.
I want flamethrowers.

Unfortunately
That is not really a wish
I wish it were though

But were it to be a wish
The result would be quite devil-ish
Because for entertainment's sake
I'd love to make
A fire-breathing fish.

Then the fish would breathe fire on you and you would die.

But that's not a wish either cause your missing the "I wish" part

I wish that I had some cherries

but then you ate then and choked on the pits, and died.


I wish I could on my head

but that doesn't make sense


I wish it was sunny...but not too sunny.

but then night would never come, so all nocturnal animals woulod die, completely killing the food chain

I wish I made more sense

what? that didn't make sense


i wish i had more green colored pencils.