Destroy A Wish!

Subject: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:02 am

Okay, this game is pretty simple. All you have to do is destroy the wish of the person who posted before you and make a wish of your own.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: I Wish I Had Pie
Person 2: Which you started eating, choked on, and died.
I wish i had cake

EXAMPLE DONE

Ill start
[center]I Wish I could fly

Admin Posts : 21 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 29

which you started doing and then crashed into a plane which blew up and then you died

i wish i had a pet duck

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:13 am

which then ate your head

I wish I could teleport

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:36 am

and then you teleported to Mexico where they stole everything you had, including your teleport power

I wish Santa Claus was real santa

Posts : 98 Join date : 2008-06-16

and then he would support obesity and be too fat to deliver presents

I wish the world was purple

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:46 am

and then I destroyed your wish by wishing the world was black. afro

I wish the world was black

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:57 pm

which caused all the lammas in the kown universe to perish, also killing you since you are lamma king

I wish I was 1 day younger

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:54 pm

..and then your head would implode because your I.Q. was lower than humanly possible.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:14 pm

which souvick then ate

I wish i had a atomic bomb

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:22 pm

which Souvik then ate.

I wish Souvik would quit spoiling my fun.

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:13 pm

because you don't get to have any fun for Souvik to spoil.

I wish I was Italian

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:16 pm

so the mafia (run by Ryan Ligouri) could kill you

I wish i could tie my shoes with my mind

Posts : 98 Join date : 2008-06-16

In which your shoes would then get tied.. together

I wish that everything in the world was free

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:40 pm

which would lead to somebody buying u and using you as a slave, then kiling you

I wish that this wish would not be destroyed

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:39 pm

I deny that wish.

I wish Mitchell would have paid me that dollar he owes me.

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:52 pm

which would turn out to be counterfit and then u would get arrested for being in possesion of illeagly money.

I wish nihal would spell my last name right

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:55 pm

but for that to happen, you have to spell illegally right. Twisted Evil

I wish I was a panda that went "meow"

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:57 pm

But then Ryan tell you that you spelled "meow" wrong, and tell his hitman (which he has because he is the leader of the mafia) to kill and eat you

I wish I had some ice cream

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:59 pm

But that's not caramel. Souvik urinated on that.

I wish I wasn't sick

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:16 pm

But then Ryan would get sick, blame it on you, and tell his hitman to bring you to him, alive, so he could feast upon your flesh

I wish Indians had their own Mafia

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:57 pm

But I'm (25%) Italian, and I'm part of Ryan's Mafia. I shoot you cuz you're a wannabe.

I wish I had a sign that said "lol" lol!

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:12 pm

But then Ryan would kick you out of the mafia and shoot you

I wish I had more money

Posts : 16 Join date : 2008-06-16

to waste on candy, and become fat, and die because your fat made you fall over, slipping on some summer ice, cracking your head open.

i wish people were nice to bunnies

Posts : 98 Join date : 2008-06-16

and the bunnies would overpopulate the world and turn to humans as their last food source thus killing us all and then dying themselves'

I wish we had better wishes

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:54 pm

Wish granted. We now have better wishes. But your life still sucks. tongue

I wish Ryan Liguori (See Nihal, his last name is spellable!) and his mafia would incapacitate all the anime/manga freaks out there.