Destroy A Wish!

No Rachel I posted first

No deleting posts, that's cheating

(Ill kill both your dreams) The massive amount of smileys enter the environment, which is now is all better. The smiley's only enemy was pollution, so the smilys overpopulate the Earth, eating all the food, leaving no food for us humans, so we all die of starvation.

I wish I wasn't so sick minded.

Then you find a way to make that comment a sex joke, and realize (in agony) your wishes will never come true...


I wish everyone in our grade was more mature

BUT THEN but then every1 would be so much more mature than you, that you would be shunned for society.


I wish I could remember the llama song (too lazy to actually go look it up)

But I give you the lyrics to the HAPPY song instead...


I am really special cuz there's only one of me
look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore
happy as a coupon for a $20 wh0re

I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy

Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

I am really special, cuz there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,
but if you tip me over, than mama said knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
welcome to my happy world, now get your sh!t and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am...

Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!

I wish I had a pony

which then ate your face


I wish I had the attention span to actually read the song lyrics posted

But once you read the lyrics you would then have the song stuck in your head until it drove you so insane you jumped off a cliff (which is fun by the way)

I wish the happy song lyrics were better

(if the lyrics were bad, why would the song hav gotten stuck in my head) but then the good lyrics would cause a huge warp in the time space continuum where you r sent billions of years into the future when the sun explodes and kills you (I think thats the single longest thing Ive written all summer)

I wish I wasnt so sleepy

then you would be so alert that you might actually discover how tiny your brain has grown over time.

i wish that my horse wasn't crippled anymore.

but then it would use it's new-found strength to kick you in the face.

BTW Nihal, the sun won't explode. it goes into a red-giant phase (when it possibly swallows up the earth), shrinks back, goes into it's second red-giant phase, shrinks into a very small glowing white dwarf, and then it just goes out and turns into a black dwarf. But it's okay because life is going to die out way before that. (like at the end of it's main sequence) Because the sun is going to become more and more warm causing water to evaporate like super fast...which heats up the environment more and then we're basically going to end up like Venus. Happy, eh?


I wish that Michigan's weather wasn't crappy.

(either way annie would have died) but then immigrants from canada would take all the jobs here

i wish I could sing well

And then you get mobbed by fans who, in their frenzy, accidentally trample over and kill you

I wish Rachel knew less about the solar system

but then i'd get like 2nd in solar system and you'd die from hearing me rant.
(OMG! 7TH in amp and rep at science Olympiad states! AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )


i wish i got 6th in amphibians and reptiles at states.

but then they changed the medal to 5th place only

I wish I had a piece of shiny metal

Spazztastic wrote:

but then i'd get like 2nd in solar system and you'd die from hearing me rant.
(OMG! 7TH in amp and rep at science Olympiad states! AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )


i wish i got 6th in amphibians and reptiles at states.

but then you would get a huge ego, which would make your head explode from its hugeness

I wish my fans would stop trampling me in my wishes

Nihal? Have Fans? That's a good one.

I wish that i had a larger ipod that would actually hold a decent amount of songs.

HAH MY WISH STANDS and by the way, you got so many songs that all you ever do is listen to your ipod, which leads to your legs becoming so birttle and unused, that you have to cut them off. I then chop off your arms.

I wish this guy wasnt so suprised

But if the surprised guy wasn't surprised, then the NATURAL ORDER would be disrupted and brown sugar would become dijon mustard.

I wish there were no such things as pedophiles so I could show you guys what my new haircut looks like...

and once we saw your new haircut, all of our eyeballs would fall out of their sockets. Without anyone with eyeballs, you'll never get a date, Erin. HAHA!

I wish I had a better haircut. (Just so you know, my new haircut isn't bowl cut with sideburns anymore.)

Then you get a better haircut but because it's summer no one sees it


I wish I had a cookie

then you would scarf it down, and realize that you didn't actually get to taste to chocolate gooey-ness of the pastry and, hungry for more, you would go on a rampage terrorizing stores and citizens until the FBI had to come. Then you would get sent to jail and be known as the 'cookie monster', and because of that you'd start to grow blue (NOT purple) and get depressed by ur non-purple-ness and you would have to see a therapist.


I wish they had a gerbil smilie.

But then the gerbil would get eaten by the

wait sorry no, wrong one I mean the


I wish that I hadn't scarfed down my cookie from my last wish

you starve instead
and now your dead
from toes to head
i wish my name were fred

but then they'd change the phrase to "fire at fred" and you would die


i wish I could do a cartwheel

you'd then become dizzy, stumble around, and trample everything you're ever actually cared for.

i wish that nothing ever existed, so that nothing would be... nothing.