Destroy A Wish!

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:55 am

but you loose all your other colored pencils

i wish I was hallucinating

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:01 pm

You hallucinate because you're on LSD, and then you go to jail.

I wish LSD was legal.

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:06 pm

no way am I going to destroy that wish!

I wish LSD was legal (and cheap)

Posts : 72 Join date : 2008-06-18

everyone's high
but then they die
their brains will fry
(the unnatural neurotransmitters with which drugs invade your nervous system are why)
i wish politicians didn't lie

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:19 pm

but then suicide rates would raise almost twenty-fold.

I wish I knew everything I wanted to know

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:00 pm

but then you'd be forced to live in a hole because you wouldn't be able to look at men anymore.

I wish my mommy would let me dye my hair black...(it's blondish brown with purple highlights right now!!)

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:18 pm

ErinPwnsYourFace wrote:: but then you'd be forced to live in a hole because you wouldn't be able to look at men anymore.

I wish my mommy would let me dye my hair black...(it's blondish brown with purple highlights right now!!)

why wouldn't I be able to look at men anymore?

but then people would mock you by calling you meg (that's probably the next color she will dye her hair... that or indigo)

I wish I could see indigo

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:06 pm

(because you learned something about men *you wanted to know* that ruined your life)

but then your eyes would turn indigo and your butt would burn up. And nobody likes an Indigo-Eyed buttless Indian

I wish Jack made more sense

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:23 pm

but that you mean you would understand what he was saying... you really dont want to

I wish i wasnt so lazy

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:28 pm

but then you'd be breaking a grammar rule (Were = Wishes + Fishes)

I wish i knew how to speak African American

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:43 pm

but then you'd blow up. because you're a poser.

NOW I wish my mom hadn't made my wash out my purple highlights before my camping trip to Muskegon tomorrow

Posts : 98 Join date : 2008-06-16

But then if you had went to camp with purple highlights everyone would've copied off of you and got purple highlights and you would no longer be special.

I wish I could type super fast

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:33 am

but then you'd type everything wrong/ inaccurately. the the world would blow up due to confusion. Very Happy

i wish i had a pet moose.

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:04 am

but then he'd/she'd eat you

i wish i wasnt getting my report card today

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:04 pm

Your parents would find out and call the cops on you. And you'd die.

I wish I WEREN'T so bored

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:34 pm

but then you'd be so interested your head would explode

i wish i could could transform

Posts : 98 Join date : 2008-06-16

thus Nihal transforms into Meg and the world spirals into madness now that there's two of them. (whoa we're getting report cards today?)

I wish I had the power to time travel to the past, present, and future

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:38 pm

but then you'd accedentaly smush a butterfly and when you cam back, bush would be the dictator of america.

I wish um..

I wish i could remember my other wish.

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:57 pm

bu then the wish ended up being " I wish i was dead"

I wish i was smarter

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:00 pm

but that would mess up the oder of things, sending the world into a mass state of confusion causing everyone to kill you.

i wish this smilie wasn't so creepy Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:05 pm

but then I'd throw gerbils at you because you insulted my favorite smiley

I wish this was my 100th post (it's my 99th)

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:28 pm

but then ryna would kill you (dont ask why)

i wish there was world peace

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:36 pm

which means you can't hurt people anymore. (and I know you'll miss that.)

I wish Nihal could spell

Posts : 10 Join date : 2008-06-23 Age : 28

but then he wouldnt be nihal and everyone would be said

i wish that it wasnt raining

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:57 pm

but then the clouds would need to take Flomax

I wish i was black