Destroy A Wish!

but for that to happen I would have to know what "incapacitate" meant.

I wish i could feel my legs.

which would promptly snap when you stood up because they're so SCRAWNY!

i wish you people would stop being so mean to us "anime/manga freaks". You know you can't resist my avvie. Kawaii! (Shiro forever! )

but ryan doesn't listen to anime/ manga freaks, so he kills you anyway


I wish I knew what "avvie. Kawaii! (Shiro forever! cheers )" was

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Avvie=avatar
Shiro=Toshiro Hitsugaya
Kawaii=Japanese for cute

*kills Nihal*

I wish I could do that again!!

BUT THEN YOUD ACCIDENTALY WRITE "*KILLS MYSELF*"



I wish afro mans afro was bigger

But by making his afro bigger the afro would cover his whole face and choke him to death.

I wish I could fly without hurting myself

but then the goverment dissects to see if they can learn how to fly (you die in the process)

I wish i knew what this arrow was pointing to

then you'd waste away staring at it, losing brain cells. oh, wait, that's not possible. never. mind. you'd just waste away. and, if you didn't, ryan's mafia would kill you because they don't like it when people sit around staring at random things that random arrows are pointing at!!!!!!!! *takes a breath*

i wish that kira was real. (only erin can reply to this, 'cause you other people don't know what kira is! ha!)

but then ryans mafia kills you and kira because ryan hates anime

i wish i knew who kira is

You're not alone

I wish people would stop talking bout stupid anime

then half the population would be left with nothing to read. so they'd commit suicide. then the mafia would'nt have enough people to kill.

i wish people would stop calling anime stupid. kira is a serial killer in the series death note. he kills by writing names in a notebook. so, you can't see him. you can't find him. you can't kill him. he kills criminals in an attempt to create a world filled with only perfect people, run by fear. one where kira is god.

but since anime is stupid and not real, people will continue to call it stupid and kira will be ignored and will eventually get so bored of killing people that he will commit suicide

I wish that my mafia had a new target to kill

but it accidentally turns out to be you so your mafia kills you

I wish I cold do a backflip

but if you can do a backflip, that makes you ninja-like, which makes you Japanese, which makes you similar to anime. And we all know that's not cool.

I wish I wasn't the only one on the forum at this point in time

but the other person was a serial killer who decided to kill you

I wish i was cooler

You become cooler and everyone raises their standard of cool

I wish this smiley would wake up

it awakes and then eats you


i wish i was invincible

and then you live forever and watch all your friends die (restart process and continue)

I wish that we could find another planets that humans could safely live on

but those planets suck more than Earth does. Seriously, all the other planets suck. Earth is the only one with mammals, like humans and llamas.

I wish everyone except me was less cool, and the standard of cool stayed the same.

but then someone nukes it so we're back to square one


I wish I could turn invisible

You guys replied to the same wish

Nihals turns invisible making his level of cool disappear, and Ryan kills his family in replacement of him, and thus Bryant's scale of cool is offset and destroyed (both of yours in one)

Purple wrote:

You guys replied to the same wish

Nihals turns invisible making his level of cool disappear, and Ryan kills his family in replacement of him, and thus Bryant's scale of cool is offset and destroyed (both of yours in one)

what ws your wish?

I wish I could levitate objects with my mind

You levitate your own feet so then you're hanging upside down

I forgot the wish last time, oh well

I wish that the environment would magically become better

but then, one day ur mind would accidentaly levitate a sharp pointy knife towards ur head at supaer-fast speeds. Thus, you die of blood loss.


I wish this forum had more smilies.

GRR!!