Destroy A Wish!

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:35 pm

But then you would run on it wearing fluffy socks, adn slip, adn fall and hit your head,a dn crack it open, and bleed to death, and DIE!!
I wish I had chocolate ice cream.

Posts : 72 Join date : 2008-06-18

two words: brain freeze.
i wish summer were longer please.

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:41 pm

Nihak wrote:: so your wish is "I wish that u would pick between swearing very loudly in front of your teacher or you parents"

Oops...

Thought this was would you rather (:

But then your brain would get squishy, and cannibals prefer squishy brains to firm brains.

I wish I didn't have a headache

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:06 pm

but then you would have a toothache, and it would hurt more
I wish Erin knnew when my b-day was

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:27 pm

but then I'd wait til the 2nd to get you a present, and that's when we're in Mio

I wish I didn't keep getting put in the waiting room on Michael Buckley's LIVE WEBSHOW EVERY WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHT AT TEN. Evil or Very Mad

I actually saw some of it tonite tho (:

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:13 pm

but then you would see the real show, some gu y would flash you, and your collegue would set up an investigation to catch the "sexual offender"
Watch the sexual Harrasment epsiode of the office

I wish my tooth didnt hurt

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:08 pm

but then you wouldn't know if something was wrong with it, and maggots would nest in it.

I wish I had an indestructible wish.

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:36 am

But thats impossible, and I would somehow eat it anyways.
I wish that I had a pet lobster.

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:25 pm

but then u ate it uncooked and died of food posioning

i wish i could blow up a planet

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:31 pm

but then you would blow up Earth and we would all die

I wish I had a cookie

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:34 pm

But it would have pine needles (or whatever you are allergic to) in it and you would die of anaphylactic (sp?) shock

I wish I hadn't slept curled up last night...my hips hurt REALLAY bad

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:45 pm

but then Jeff would have bork into the tent and molested you

I wish my bathroom didnt smell like baby

Posts : 72 Join date : 2008-06-18

it would smell worse,
of course

i wish i had a horse

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:02 pm

but you'd sit on it and it would break and you'd be sad.

I wish Monica would stop saying I have a "Mom Haircut"

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:02 pm

but then it owuld eat you
I wish more people had face books

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:54 pm

*why do none of the wish destroyals (?) make sense?!*

but then the percentage of molested children would rise, making you even more susceptible

I wish I could still sleep (my mom woke me up at 12:30)

Posts : 72 Join date : 2008-06-18

you might become narcoleptic

i wish septic tanks weren't septic

Subject: Re: Destroy A Wish! Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:22 am

But then all the poop would be all over the ground everywherre and we would all die of E.coli infection!!!

I wish I could se my Blue Lake cabin again!