Ryan's Mafia

ErinPwnsYourFace wrote:

Nihal, when I say HE DOES, I mean HE DOES. (:

While Nihal is groveling in space junk because...he can....and I said he was, I shoot him. Three times. Once in the butt.

when i say he doesn't, i mean you're wrong

since we are in space, the bullets went at about .000000001 mph, so when the bullets hit me, they did no damage. I take out my samurai sword, which works in space, and slice off your hand and throw your body into the sun

but since u r in space u don't realize that there is a time/space worm hole thing beind u and right before u kill erin a me from the future jumps out of this worm hole and throws nihal in just before itclses up, leaving nihal to float around in time and spac for the rest f what may seem to be oly a while in the wormhole but is many eternities in our universe

I decide that I'm alive. In the time you guys have been floating in space, I have taken the time to run for President of the World. I win the election and send nukes up at all of you from the safety of Earth.

I didnt vote for you. Concerned for my son's safety, I assassinate you, adn then fly on a magical pegasus into space to try to stop the nukes from hitting ryan and his friends.

but as the nuke is about to blow p and kill me and erin and the remains of souvik, it flys right into another time/space worm hole, and continues to blow up killing nihal, and then rewinding in time adn repeaing

I'm sick of all the loopholes (and wormholes) that come with being in space, so I go back down to Earth...but we've been in space so long the Earth has aged tremendously and it's now a massive supercontinent ruled by Italians and Bryant. I pay Bryant and the Italians to shoot Nihal if he ever comes back.

Seeing that my sons and his friends are safe, I return to Earth to work on Bryant's giant Llama preserve, sicne there are few other jobs availabel.

since i am no longer being hunted,i live in peace with ET and all his friends... for now

But Nihal, while in space, is molested by E.T.'s college friends and is undergoing counseling when Ryan and I decide to pay him a little visit...

my trap worked
the counseling wwas a setup to get ryan and erin.
ET and all his firends took out their guns and shot erin and ryan to death, while i escaped peacefully

but since we r the mafia we could see this coming and we actual sent double's of us. so u killd innocent people and their families sue u cuz they r stingy americans

sooooo i killed innocents (which i dont care about) and u lost money...
YAH

but because of this ordeal all of your "co-workers" if you will, leave u and come to work for erin and i. giving away all of your secrets, right before we kill them.

what secrets do i hav?
and i didnt rely like ET, i just liked all that he gav me.

ET is pissed about that. He thought he had a real relationship with someone who loved him for who he was. So he joins the Mafia.