Ryan's Mafia

*bang bang bang bang bang*

I shot Your Mom's back
While she was on crack
in a sniper attack
Now she's dead. Ack.

im still with ET and all his compadres si

I use Jimmy Neutron's magical powers of being able to survive in space without any aid and hunt down ET

Ooh, Annie...are you and Jimmy Neutron MORE than just friends?!?

Ok,

1. That has nothing to do with the roleplay
2. I said I used his powers, nothing to do with him
3. No...
4. Nope
5. Jimmy Neutron has a big head (irrelevant)

I then find that Nihal is hiding with ET and his people on Jupiter

i decide that now would be a perfect time to come out of hiding and procede with my amazing plan. I learn from annie that Nihal is on Jupiter. I Then get a giant (and i mean GIANT) bomb and blow up Jupiter. And then i pay annie a hefty sum of counterfit money for giving me the valuable information that was needed in the development of my plan

Meanwhile, I'm getting kinda pissed because if I don't hunt anyone down and kill them, Ryan won't pay me. And I need money because I can't afford s'mores pop-tarts like JACK can. So I head out on a trek around the milky way to shoot the Fu.

while erin is on this trek i spot her by Jupiter and, having heard of her tragic lack of poptarts, give her a large amount of smores poptarts., and continue with her to find and kill the Fu

Erin wrote:

I can't afford s'mores pop-tarts like JACK can

haha..................im richer than u

me and ET run to a different galaxy to get away from the fu/ryan/erin

nihal, you're dead. i blew u up while u were on Jupiter

reignon wrote:

nihal, you're dead. i blew u up while u were on Jupiter

you blew up jupitar while me and ET were going to Jupitar.
You blew up the bomb too early hencec me living

reignon wrote:

while erin is on this trek i spot her by Jupiter and, having heard of her tragic lack of poptarts, give her a large amount of smores poptarts., and continue with her to find and kill the Fu

Grazie Molto. I am now full and happy.

I stalk Nihal to the galaxy where he is and hit him with a mummy. TUTENKHAMUN'D!!

i use ET's glowing finger powers to throw you into the nearest imploding star, making you get sucked into a black hole

But I'm totally awesome, so the BLACK hole turned into an ITALIAN hole and they feed my mostaccioli and fettucine because I'm one of them. I throw an exploding lasagna at Nihal and ET.

i pay souvick to eat the lasagna and then pay him to eat Erin

but being the souvik he is, souvik scams u, takes your money, and eats you. now u r definitly dead cuz once souviks got u in his sight there's no turnig back

you cant get rid of me that easily

souvicks immense mass forces him to become the moon of the nearest which allows me to easily escape from him

no, that means you're trapped inside the moon.

either way, I make souvik fart in your mouth. he does.

souvick tries to fart in my mouth, but in space the fart keeps expanding and expanding until he explodes and I run away before the immense souvick explosion gets to me

Because I am ryan's kind, sweet, loving mother, I bake him and everyone in his mafia chocolate chunk cookies!! (The delicious kind with the huuge chunk of chocolatey goodness) Erin doesn't get a cookie though, cuz she gonna eat my soul. Fine, she gets one, thats how forgiving i am. I give cookies to evil demons that yearn for my soul.
Anyways althoguh I dissapprove of ryan's gang activity, because i encourage him to show creativity, think for himself,and i dont want to get kille,d i allow it. I'm sure its just a phase, he'll grow out of it.

since you are a weak soul that could easily give away the mafia's secrets to nihal, i thank you for the cookies, and as you turn to clean the plate i shoot you in the head killing you and eliminating one more possible source for nihal

YOU JUST KILLED YOUR MOTHER!!! HOW DARE YOU!!
Using my special angry mother powers, i coem abck to life adn GROUND you, which makes it easier for nihal to find you since u are locked in your bedroom for the afternoon.

IM NOT A WEAK SOUL!! I slap you to prove my point. You have lost your gun and television privlages, so i lock your gun in a chest and give nihal the key.

i grab one of the many guns i keep under my bed, knock out the window and hang glide all the way to my secret mafia base.

Nihal, when I say HE DOES, I mean HE DOES. (:

While Nihal is groveling in space junk because...he can....and I said he was, I shoot him. Three times. Once in the butt.