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+7Spazztastic Llama_God Purple I confuse you. Deal w/it. ErinPwnsYourFace reignon Nihak 11 posters |
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ErinPwnsYourFace 25% Italian Rogue
Posts : 332 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:21 pm | |
| I hired a baboon to stick its butt in your mouth, and while you're enjoying having baboon butt in your mouth, I push you off of the hill and walk to the top. MY HILL. | |
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jack High as Hendrix
Posts : 72 Join date : 2008-06-19 Location : paradise
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:57 pm | |
| I then grabbed the baboons (soccer) balls out of his (burlap) sack, and beat you with them to the bottom of the hill, where you were dissected by Bill Nye. I then climbed to the top and took a long piss. | |
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Purple
Posts : 98 Join date : 2008-06-16
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:26 pm | |
| However you didn't say MY HILL
But since that's rather disturbing I go find a new hill and climb to the top
MY HILL | |
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Spazztastic Admin
Posts : 102 Join date : 2008-06-16 Location : at a computuer.
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:08 am | |
| (rather disturbing? that is disturbing)
Anyways, i hire a purple cow to stand by the hill, causing you to stare at it. Then i shove you off.
MY HILL | |
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jack High as Hendrix
Posts : 72 Join date : 2008-06-19 Location : paradise
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:33 am | |
| I push the purple cow into Rachel, and they both fall off.
MY HILL | |
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ErinPwnsYourFace 25% Italian Rogue
Posts : 332 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:42 pm | |
| I throw some LSD to the bottom of the hill, and Jack scrambles after it. MY HILL. | |
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Purple
Posts : 98 Join date : 2008-06-16
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:03 pm | |
| during the scramble Jack runs over the purple cow thus breaking my attention from it.
I then throw rocks at Rachel for hiring the cow (But then feel mildly bad so I give her orange juice after)
Then climb up top of the hill, throw Erin off, go back to the bottom of the hill, build a barracade around the hill, put mini dynamite sticks around it that can be detonated from the top of the hill, and then go back to the top of the hill.
MY HILL. | |
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Nihak Admin
Posts : 269 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 29 Location : Right Here, Right Now
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:10 pm | |
| i buy a helicopter,fly to the top of the hill, parachute out off the helicopter and shove you off the hill
MY HILL | |
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Spazztastic Admin
Posts : 102 Join date : 2008-06-16 Location : at a computuer.
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:02 am | |
| I sip orange juice.
Then i throw carton at you; it hits your head, you get a skull fracture and you fall off the hill (hey, if it can happen with milk cartons, it can work with orange juice cartons too!)
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ErinPwnsYourFace 25% Italian Rogue
Posts : 332 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:08 am | |
| Then four candy squirrels with (chocolate eyes and gumdrop feet) run down the hill, and Rachel chases them, and I blow up the dynamite. But I'm safe since I'm in Nihal's helicopter. I parachute to the top. MY HILL. | |
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Purple
Posts : 98 Join date : 2008-06-16
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:37 am | |
| But since you didn't have the right detonator you blew up a different hill (what a waste of hills)
I blow up the correct dynamite with blows up part of the base of the hill making the hill shorter and no longer a hill but a mound.
I find a different hill again and stand on it MY HILL. | |
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jack High as Hendrix
Posts : 72 Join date : 2008-06-19 Location : paradise
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:25 pm | |
| but then it turns out annie's hill is actually MR RILEY(!!!), who quickly eats annie, and turner comes out of his pants.
somehow...........MY HILL | |
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ErinPwnsYourFace 25% Italian Rogue
Posts : 332 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:27 pm | |
| I decide to kick it old school and throw a porn mag at Nihal. (I foundthe porn mag on the ground, mind you!!) He goes crazy and starts reading it, and I push him down the hill. MY HILL. | |
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Spazztastic Admin
Posts : 102 Join date : 2008-06-16 Location : at a computuer.
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:57 am | |
| (erin, that's jack not nihal ) I eat tons of candy, and then i start to be all Spazzy, and scare you away from the hill. My HILL. | |
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ErinPwnsYourFace 25% Italian Rogue
Posts : 332 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:14 pm | |
| That doesn't scare me.
I throw a purple candy squirrel (again) to the bottom of the hill. You helplessly chase after it. I put up a bomb-proof 64-foot-tall 20-foot-thick wall surrounded by a moat with fireproof flaming alligators and purple candy squirrels and purple cows and porn mags in it. MY HILL. | |
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Spazztastic Admin
Posts : 102 Join date : 2008-06-16 Location : at a computuer.
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:03 pm | |
| Using the sugar from the Squirrel I super-spazz-jump and jump over the wall and the mob of angry friends of the squirrel i ate chase after me, smashing the walll and trampling over you. Then i bribe the mob with purple acorns and now they gaurd the hill.
MY HILL! | |
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jeanasmiddlenameiscaitlyn
Posts : 106 Join date : 2008-06-23 Location : In my happy place
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:56 am | |
| Using my amazing good looks, I get past the mob and climb the hill. I set you on fire, and set a trail of candy leading to the magical forests of unicorn land. My Hill!!! (yay!) | |
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Nihak Admin
Posts : 269 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 29 Location : Right Here, Right Now
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| i rip a horn off of a unicorn and stab you with it and laugh as you fall of the hill
MY HILL | |
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ErinPwnsYourFace 25% Italian Rogue
Posts : 332 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:57 pm | |
| I put Nihal on a plane to India and he stays there for another month
MY HILL | |
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Nihak Admin
Posts : 269 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 29 Location : Right Here, Right Now
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:27 pm | |
| a terrorist crashes the plane into the hill killing you and I walk out of the rubble MY HILL | |
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jeanasmiddlenameiscaitlyn
Posts : 106 Join date : 2008-06-23 Location : In my happy place
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:09 pm | |
| I send out puff the magic dragon and his team of armed pegasus' and they kick your butt all the way to neverland. My Hill! (yay) | |
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ErinPwnsYourFace 25% Italian Rogue
Posts : 332 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 28 Location : Right behind you
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:33 pm | |
| I come back from the dead and plot my revenge... *totally doesn't have a maniacal scheme yet* | |
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jeanasmiddlenameiscaitlyn
Posts : 106 Join date : 2008-06-23 Location : In my happy place
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:55 pm | |
| ...I guess its still MY HILL. I let go of 99 red balloons, and watch them float in the summer sky. | |
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Nihak Admin
Posts : 269 Join date : 2008-06-16 Age : 29 Location : Right Here, Right Now
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:52 am | |
| i shoot u with a tranquilizer dart and walk up the hill MY HILL | |
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jeanasmiddlenameiscaitlyn
Posts : 106 Join date : 2008-06-23 Location : In my happy place
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:22 pm | |
| I wake up hours later and push you off a cliff. My Hill. (yay) | |
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