Would you Rather...

Here is how you play.

Somebody writes about two things and you pick one, and write about to more things


EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Would you rather eat pie or cake?
Person 2: Pie. Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

EXAMPLE DONE:


Ill start:

Osama bin Laden



Would you rather suck day-old pea soup out of...the beard of an old man lying on the street -OR- ...a hollowed-out cow bladder?

an old hobos beard

would you rather lick the underside of a an old man's shoe which he kept for fifty years or lick the remains of King Tut

King Tut.

Would you rather sleep in a pile of cow crap or pig crap?

Pig (it would be smaller)

would you rather eat michael jacksons nose, or get plastic surgery to have michael jacksons nose attached onto your face forever.

uh...eat it. I'd puke it back up.


Would you rather wake up...cemented to an airplane -OR- in a phone booth with your clothes off?

phone booth, I could mug someone for their clothes

Would you rather eat your own eye or ear

Ear.

Would you rather eat an acorn with one of those little maggots inside or a maggot with an acorn inside?

ummmm eat your mom.

would you rather be pelted with bouncy balls (rubber!) or rotten eggs?

Bouncy balls all the way!

Would you rather be Nihal or Nihal's girlfriend?

I'm not letting Nihal answer this one. Nihal, if you do, I'm definitely going to lock you in a small dark room with Chris's dog. [Inside joke.]

Nihal (Bite Me Lama Boy)

Would you rather be trapped in a room w/ a suicidal dog, or leave the counrty and go to Mexico (Im going to need to make that choice soon )

Suicidal Dog. (eew, don't let Llama boy bite you!! You'll get llama germs!!)



Would you rather hump a dead moose or be humped by a living moose?

dead moose


would you rather eat your mom or dad (I wonder who will answer this)

i'd rather eat a tofu replica of my dad.

would you rather live in a world filled with every anime charater imaginable or go on a shopping mall trip with allison kates( )?
ONLY GUYS RESPOND TO THIS ONE!

HOLY CRAP! A world filled with every anime character imaginable? Including the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh ones! EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's disgusting! I don't give a flying crap what's wrong with Ally, there is no way I'm living in a stupid 2-dimensional Japanese world. *shudders at the thought*

Would you rather have Schmittou be your track coach for 7 days a week, 365 days a year, for the rest of your time in middle school and high school, or go to a movie and a dinner with him this Friday night?

movie and dinner (you never said we had to be anywhere near him and we couldn't bring other people)

Would you rather drown or starve to death?

drown


would you rather eat a live or a live

i'd eat a bunny
cuz thats kind of funny
especially covered w/ honey
or if you pay me money
would you rather have rain or a day that is sunny?

Your Mom wrote:

i'd eat a bunny
cuz thats kind of funny
especially covered w/ honey
or if you pay me money
would you rather have rain or a day that is sunny?

ugh, too many ryhmes, my head hurts.
Im goin to go with the sunny day


(lets giv that ryhming thing a shot)

so many choices to make
only one minute , this will take
lose 1 object you must
will it be music, or your computer go bust
(in normal language would you rather loose all music or all computer -like technology)

In normal language that would be lose not loose

computer goes bust

Would you rather be purple or blue? (physically)

Blue

Would you rather hav a muffin or a doughnut

muffin, duh

Would you rather jump off a cliff or go skydiving. (You can have a parachute for both)

sky diving

would you rather have pie or cake

depends on the size, but pie totaly pwns cake.

Now the question arises Would you rather hav Grand Travers Pie Co. Pie, or Bakers Square Pie.

Baker's Square. i was raised on it.

would you rather be able to obliterate all schmittous, or be able to make infinite amounts of them?