Ryan's Mafia

Heres how this works

You can either be part of the Mafia (run by Ryan) or trying to escape from it. Imagine a building game with only words (although you can add pictures if you want). I guess you could also be nuetral (be a cop) and try to stop the violence. Put actions in between ** and words inside ""
EXAMPLE: *Nihal runs* "That was close!"

Begining:
I have run for many years from the one they call Ryan. He chases me with unbound cunning and fury. This is the story of Ryan's mafia, and those who oppose it.

I, Erin (the unemployed 25% Italian rogue), decide to make a bargain with Ryan. Since I have previous experience as a sniper assassin, I sign up to be a temporary hitman for the Mafia, and will (for a hefty price) eliminate the one known as Nihal Anishetty.

but in reality, I Ryan, am just using erin as a distraction so that i can get Nihal alone, and work a secret deal with him. (right before i kill him)

while on the run from Ryan, I bump into one who calls himself the llama king. I join forces with him and get ready for a sneak attack on erin

While nihal is out getting food from a local gas station, i meet with the llama king to discus our plan to kill both erin and nihal, secretly. But as nihal walks out of the gas station he see's me conversing with his supposed counterpart. Thinking quick. i kill the llama king and run away.

WTF! I died already and I didn't even get to do anything! Okay, I walk quietly up out of my grave, grab a double cheeseburger, eat it, throw the wrapper on the ground, and get back in my grave. Whoever touches my cheeseburger litter is endowed with the power of... nothing.

Technically your not dead. they killed the llama KING, not the llama GOD.

i go to llama GOD's grave and shoot with an AK-47, killing the llama GOD

i then run to a secret hiding place whih ryan hanst found yet

maybe I haven't found out yet, but i have friends in high places. and low places for that matter, cuz i'm in the mafia. they soon spot u and tell me the secret hiding place

they only found my fake hiding place, but now I now about many of your friends in high/low places

I pick up Nihal's discarded AK-47 (which was wasted because the Llama GOD doesn't have a grave yet) and began my search to find somebody's hiding place and shoot them, not caring who.

i expected some1 to pick up my Ak-47, so I hid a remote detona8tr in it.
I blow up the deton8tr, killing poor annie Fu

However a detonat-tr is only a mini version of real detonators (or detan8ers) because Nihal read the wrong lablel and bought the wrong thing, thus only causing mild burns and I survive and go buy a new one and continue the hunt

actually, i bought a certain type of mini deton8tr that, after it causes burns, enter the body through the burns and latches onto the heart of the host body. it can also be remote deton8ted. I own you, Annie Fu

And while Annie and Nihal are arguing about deton8rs, I spring from a wormhole and pull a bag over Nihal's head, nearly suffocating him. I then get him to tell me the details of his contract with the Llama god, and shoot him in the back of the head with my M10 revolver. I then return to HQ to recieve my pay from Ryan...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR THE TRAP

me and annie have been scheming for a way tp find Ryan's HQ for years. While you were suffocating the actor I hired, Annie placed a bug on your person, and when you left, you unknowingly showed exactly where Ryan's HQ was MUAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT NIHAL SAID


...

HQ does not stand for Head-Quarters. It stands for HOLY QUACK...now you've done it. Nihal and Annie start quacking like crazy, and I strap them to the backs of glowing ducks as they are wheeled into the sunset...

ET, after seeing our awesome ducks, joins our side, starting by making us stop quaking, taking us off the ducks, an hiding us on a different planet.

[We interrupt this program for an important announcement]

Okay, guys this mafia thing is going well and all, but I've just got one question:

Am I alive or not? Other than that, this story is not confusing at all.

does it matter? Its the building game even if you're dead, claim someone made an exact clone of you

Llama_God wrote:

Am I alive or not? Other than that, this story is not confusing at all.

definitely not
as i've wished a lot

*gunshots ring out from a dark alley in the Bronx*

"Four shots to the head,"
Erin said.
And Your Mom is dead,
covered in blood so red
like the cherries I was fed
this morning in bed...
*Emolicious*

i'm not in New York
you shot the wrong dork
now she might be pork
but i'm still live as a stork
(not a dead one, a living stork)

Your Mom wrote:

Llama_God wrote:

Am I alive or not? Other than that, this story is not confusing at all.

definitely not
as i've wished a lot

That's not very nice...